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Question 1: What do you do with a dead violist?
Answer: Move him back a stand!
Question 2: What is 50 violists at the bottom of the sea?
Answer: A good start!
Question 3: What is the difference between the first viola stand and the last viola stand?
Answer: Half a measure!
Question 4: How is lightening like a violist's fingers?
Answer: Neither strike in the same place twice!
Question 5: How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
Answer: His fingers are moving!
Question 6: How is a viola solo like a bomb?
Answer: By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it!
Question 7: What's the difference between a dead violist and a dead skunk in the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk!
Question 8: How is a viola like a lawsuit?
Answer: Everybody's happy when the case is closed!
Question 9: Did you know that 99% of violists are giving the rest of them a bad name???
Question 10: How do you prevent a violin from being stolen?
Answer: Put it in a viola case!
Question 11: What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
Answer: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline!
Question 12: How do you get a violin to sound like a viola?
Answer: Sit in the back and don't play!
Question 13: How do you define a gentleman?
Answer: Someone who knows how to play the viola but won't!
Question 14: Why is a viola a good murder weapon?
Answer: It's a blunt object that never has any fingerprints on it!
Question 15: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To escape the viola solo!
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